Two Scared Siblings

Episode 59: Please Give Me Money For This Suspicious Milk

Brought to you by The Dollar Store's mysterious benefactor, here is our new episode! By request, Andrea covers the reincarnation story of the Pollock sisters, which had nothing to do with a cursed ham! THEN...Wren covers the story of the Boy Who Caught His Murderer. We couldn't make a bad joke about that one, so you all got off easy. Thanks so all of our patrons, and special thanks to Hex, Miranda and Aaron!

Episode 58: A Lady Faints As She Reads Lewd Anon-hate In The Year of 1892

This is an inconvenient day for murder, but it's fine. We'll pull through. In honor of Friday the 13th, which it no longer is, Andrea covers Mark Branch, the Friday the 13th Copycat Killer, whom the press demonized because he was...demon-y. Wren tells us the crazy story of the first daredevil, Sam Patch, and then admits that he has no pride and will do anything for $1 a month. And then he dragged Andrea into it. So, if you want to hear us say something weird or embarrassing right on the podcast, go ahead and become a patron! At our $1 tier you will get a shout-out and can email us with anything you want us to say on the podcast, and we will say it (with minor limitations). Go to www.patreon.com/twoscaredsiblings to enjoy this little tidbit. Email us your crazy shit at twoscaredsiblings@gmail.com

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Thank you to all existing patrons, and special thanks to Hex, Miranda and Aaron!

Episode 57: Tell Us About That Time You Were Completely Skinned From Head to Toe

Excuse me, but we all know how to suck on human blood, so don't be condescending. In a very half-ass evil way, Andrea tells the story of Gloria Ramirez, also known as The Toxic Lady. Here's a bonus PSA: Don't rub anything you find at a hardware store on your skin! Wren then talks about some weird movie deaths. Please just humor him by telling him his aura is pretty. Thanks to all our patrons and special thanks to Hex, Miranda and Aaron!

Episode 56: He Was Boat-Driving! Otherwise Known As "Sailing"

Beware the kangaroos - they will suddenly appear out of nowhere for no reason. In this episode, Wren covers Carl Panzram, who was a serial killer and also probably not an alien. Andrea then tells us about some horrific animal attacks! And now we're off to train ourselves to sound like we're having an emotion.... Thanks so all patrons and special thanks to Hex, Miranda and Aaron!

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Episode 55: Please Grow Some Bats In a Lab For Me

LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS!! Just kidding; you can just turn us on and ignore us. Andrea covers the tragic boot camp death of Bruce Staeger, and then admits that she is sexually attracted to viruses, and that's why she's sick a lot! Wren then tells us some horrible conversion camp stories, at which point you start to realize that doctors are humans, which means many of them are bad. Thanks so all of our patrons, and special thanks to Miranda, Hex and Aaron!

Episode 54: We Should Cover A Cat Murder But Where the Cat Is the Murderer

We're super nervous about meeting the aliens today, but we still managed to release this episode. Wren covers the mysterious Lead Masks Case, and Andrea discusses some mysterious last texts and missing persons cases! We're pretty tired from our research, so if you're being murdered, please press pause on that and we'll get back to you in 24 hours. Special thanks to Hex, Miranda and Aaron!

Episode 53: I'm Hoping That You Were Literally Just Besieged By a Talkative Ghost

Wren has a child! He bought him at the pet store, but he looks like him, so close enough! Andrea covers the tragic case of the Sea Waif, murder on the Bluebelle. Wren follows this up with some more water-related horror stories! If this episode leaves you thinking, "Aliens...Ocean...Murder...What?" then we have done our job! Special thanks to Hex, Aaron and Miranda!

Episode 52: A Hatchet-like Weapon That Was Probably a Hatchet

Fetch the smelling salts, and listen up! Wren covers Lizzie Borden, and Andrea immediately realizes she needs to purchase some oxen. Andrea then discusses some crazy axe deaths, and we learn that most axe attack victims have a bad case of the dead. So, please ignore the hatchet glittering deep within our eyes, and enjoy the episode! Special thanks to Aaron, Miranda and Hex!

Episode 51: A Saucy Affair With Ironhead Steve

You can try to kill someone with magic, but we advise you back it up with poison, just in case. Andrea covers the insanely weird story of Elizabeth Bathory, at which point we figure normal people just wouldn't want to be covered in the blood of the dead. Wren then tells us some Hungarian horror stories! So let Ironhead Steve go, and listen up! Special thanks to Aaron, Hex, and Miranda!

Episode 50: Don't We All Just Stay Awake With Barcode Scanners On Our Minds?

If you are capable of being afraid of everything all at once, you're in good company! Wren covers the Otaku killer, Tsutomu Miyazaki (the human equivalent of bad mascara), at which point we learn that there are only two careers in this world: English teacher or necrophiliac murderer. Andrea then discusses some tinder murders, because she couldn't find anything nerdier. Aaaand, we finish it all off with a good, hearty lip smack! Special thanks to Hex, Aaron, and Miranda!