If you are capable of being afraid of everything all at once, you're in good company! Wren covers the Otaku killer, Tsutomu Miyazaki (the human equivalent of bad mascara), at which point we learn that there are only two careers in this world: English teacher or necrophiliac murderer. Andrea then discusses some tinder murders, because she couldn't find anything nerdier. Aaaand, we finish it all off with a good, hearty lip smack! Special thanks to Hex, Aaron, and Miranda!