Andrea's apartment has been stolen by a spider! Broadcasting from a state of homelessness, Andrea brings you the original true story of the Pied Piper, and Wren tells the original Cinderella story....which was creepy, before it was Disney-fied. Thanks to all patrons and special thanks to Miranda, Hex and Aaron!

Stop kissing your cat, and pay attention while Andrea tells you the tragic story of Elodie Kulik. Wren then tells us all about some scary French lore! Now...go back to being a hobgoblin, like your mother told you. Special thanks to Miranda, Hex and Aaron!

If you have more than 5 alligators in your alligator pit, you'll have to answer to Andrea. Also! Here's a new episode! Wren covers Joseph D Ball, otherwise known as the Alligator Man, and Andrea tells us about Ahmad Suradji, also known as...Ahmad Suradji. Though, you'd think the saliva-drinking thing would have inspired a nickname or two. Thanks to all of our patrons and special thanks to Miranda, Hex and Aaron!

Our newest Patreon episode has dropped, in case you have a hankering for horrible September murders!

Brought to you by The Dollar Store's mysterious benefactor, here is our new episode! By request, Andrea covers the reincarnation story of the Pollock sisters, which had nothing to do with a cursed ham! THEN...Wren covers the story of the Boy Who Caught His Murderer. We couldn't make a bad joke about that one, so you all got off easy. Thanks so all of our patrons, and special thanks to Hex, Miranda and Aaron!

This is an inconvenient day for murder, but it's fine. We'll pull through. In honor of Friday the 13th, which it no longer is, Andrea covers Mark Branch, the Friday the 13th Copycat Killer, whom the press demonized because he was...demon-y. Wren tells us the crazy story of the first daredevil, Sam Patch, and then admits that he has no pride and will do anything for $1 a month. And then he dragged Andrea into it. So, if you want to hear us say something weird or embarrassing right on the podcast, go ahead and become a patron! At our $1 tier you will get a shout-out and can email us with anything you want us to say on the podcast, and we will say it (with minor limitations). Go to to enjoy this little tidbit. Email us your crazy shit at

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Excuse me, but we all know how to suck on human blood, so don't be condescending. In a very half-ass evil way, Andrea tells the story of Gloria Ramirez, also known as The Toxic Lady. Here's a bonus PSA: Don't rub anything you find at a hardware store on your skin! Wren then talks about some weird movie deaths. Please just humor him by telling him his aura is pretty. Thanks to all our patrons and special thanks to Hex, Miranda and Aaron!

Beware the kangaroos - they will suddenly appear out of nowhere for no reason. In this episode, Wren covers Carl Panzram, who was a serial killer and also probably not an alien. Andrea then tells us about some horrific animal attacks! And now we're off to train ourselves to sound like we're having an emotion.... Thanks so all patrons and special thanks to Hex, Miranda and Aaron!

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LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS!! Just kidding; you can just turn us on and ignore us. Andrea covers the tragic boot camp death of Bruce Staeger, and then admits that she is sexually attracted to viruses, and that's why she's sick a lot! Wren then tells us some horrible conversion camp stories, at which point you start to realize that doctors are humans, which means many of them are bad. Thanks so all of our patrons, and special thanks to Miranda, Hex and Aaron!

We're super nervous about meeting the aliens today, but we still managed to release this episode. Wren covers the mysterious Lead Masks Case, and Andrea discusses some mysterious last texts and missing persons cases! We're pretty tired from our research, so if you're being murdered, please press pause on that and we'll get back to you in 24 hours. Special thanks to Hex, Miranda and Aaron!

Wren has a child! He bought him at the pet store, but he looks like him, so close enough! Andrea covers the tragic case of the Sea Waif, murder on the Bluebelle. Wren follows this up with some more water-related horror stories! If this episode leaves you thinking, "Aliens...Ocean...Murder...What?" then we have done our job! Special thanks to Hex, Aaron and Miranda!

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