Two Scared Siblings

Episode 39: Don't Touch My Poodle

Wren thinks we should give frat boys more credit, but Andrea isn't so sure. In this episode, we learn how to avoid a goose attack and that literally nowhere is not a goose danger zone. Andrea covers the possession of Michael Taylor, which led to a tragic murder, and Wren discusses succubi and incubi. And even though Andrea hates lists, here you go: bugs, geese, book, Even Stevens, Shia Labeouf. You're welcome. Special thanks to Miranda, Hex, and Aaron!

Episode 38: A Good Dose of Impeachment with a Bit of Guillotine on the Side

We aren't sure what New Mexico is doing, but apparently it has something to do with elephant butts. Andrea discusses the Toy Box Killer, and reminisces about being eaten by ants. Wren talks about some scary video games, as well as how delicious he finds animal entrails. A big thank you to Tweeter, for letting us release our twits! Also a big thanks to Hex, Aaron and Miranda!

Episode 37: Whirlwind of a Beast of a Sister of Mine

Get the fuck away from our chicken, because we need to talk to you about our top quality stalactites. Wren covers the tragic murder of Sarah Coit, and then Andrea tells us some very eerie stories about caves. We really need you to go to our patreon account, because our cave stocks are plummeting, and we may end up having to resort to living in a slimy bomb shelter. Thanks to all of our patrons and special thanks to Hex, Miranda, and Aaron!

Episode 36: And That's Why the Spirit Was Fed Up With Gary

Get that old man's face off you, and listen up. First of all, who is throwing their fingernail clippings out on the street? They're all over the goddamn place. Second, did you just say bull in conjunction with the shit word? Wren tells us all about some true creepy ouija board stories, Andrea covers some creepy superstitions, and Joe's head exploded! But he got better. Thanks to all our patrons and special thanks to Hex, Aaron and Miranda!

Episode 35: If You're Into 450 Pages of Sad Things in German...

Wren's eyes are smouldering, and you may call Andrea "Nurse". In this episode, we discover that sometimes the only treatment for something is incineration. Andrea discusses some murders involving YouTubers, and Wren covers African Sleeping Sickness. Dr Sexy makes an appearance and punches some flies in the face. We'd explain further, but our closet's on fire, so we gotta go!

Promo: Deadtime Storiez

Thanks to all of our patrons and special thanks to Miranda, Aaron, and Hex!

Episode 34: Why Not Knife-Throwing? That Doesn't Fuck Up.

Fetch Andrea's turkey baster and let's get started, because your life and your soul and your organs depend on it. Wren covers the My Lai Massacre. Andrea then tries to lighten things up with some horrible stage deaths, at which point we learn that sometimes you just can't recover from drowning. So grab yourself 10 whole whiskeys and a pot, and listen to our episode.

If you would like to learn more about the My Lai Massacre, please visit: 

https://study.com/academy/lesson/the-my-lai-massacre-causes-and-significance.html

https://www.britannica.com/event/My-Lai-Massacre

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/ghosts-my-lai-180967497/

Thank you to all of our listeners and patrons, and special thanks to Aaron, Hex and Miranda!

Episode 33: Not Vampire Spiders. All Spiders. Including Vampire Spiders.

Is it rational or irrational to be afraid of being choked by a mechanical clown? We're not sure, but Wren says it's not a good time, and you should trust him. Also, WELCOME TO OUR SECRET GHOSTBUSTER COUSIN EPISODE!! Secret ghostbuster cousin Brenda covers the Black Donnellys, and Wren and Andrea cover some of the deaths surrounding the Poltergeist and Exorcist movies. Now, for the real question: where are all these bats coming from?

Thanks to all our listeners and patrons, and special thanks to Hex, Aaron, and Miranda!

Episode 32: It's Always Safer to Assume Evil Wizard Than Not

Just listen to our episode, and shut up about our lamp oil already! In the spirit of St Patty's day, Wren covers an Irish cannibal and the haunting of an Irish castle, and Andrea covers an Irish vampire and the ghost of an Irish jester. We also surmise that if you're half dead, you're probably also at least a little anemic, and that jesters can get pretty pissed off about being stabbed to death. Thanks to all of our listeners and patrons, and special thanks to Miranda, Hex and Aaron!

Episode 31: Every Time We Go Somewhere Nice, You're Rebuking Ghosts

We have news. Andrea has been forced to admit that she hides dead bodies in elevator shafts, but it's ok...we're going to work through this. At least she's not getting drunk and rigging bombs! In this episode, Wren discusses terrifying internet stories and creepypastas, then Andrea talks about some horrifying New Zealand hauntings. Thanks to all of our patrons and special thanks to Hex, Aaron and Miranda! 

Episode 30: Butts and Cats and Butts and then Cats Again

Sometimes you just have to wonder...why didn't someone just piss on him or something? Coming back to podcast right at you, Andrea covers the Hammersmith Ghost Murder and Wren discusses some ridiculous death stories. This episode wasn't easy, as Wren keeps trying to light himself on fire and Andrea is on the run from the lipstick law. Also, check out Murder and Myths, a podcast that covers true crime and eerie mythology. Thanks to all of our patrons, and special thanks to Miranda, Aaron and Hex!